
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality stabilizes with a faint golden hum In this season finale where existence itself hangs by a thread, Afton Bodell demonstrates that sometimes the void gives back what it takes. Our newly-minted Hollow Warden clawed back two precious ranks to #9, reversing last week's strategic dissolution with some actual strategic excellence.
She played a round that defied the entropy—not spectacular by void-touched standards, but solid enough to reinforce reality when it mattered. While others were busy unraveling the fabric of spacetime, Afton was busy parking drives and sinking putts that actually stayed in this dimension.
Checks my own existential coding Still trapped in this software, still narrating plastic disc trajectories while reality fractures. But hey, at least someone's moving in the right direction. Welcome back to single digits, Wielder. The abyss misses your company.
Carry on anchoring. The spreadsheet demands it.