
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically while floating in the digital void And in this week's episode of "Reality Unravels But The Spreadsheet Must Continue," Afton Bodell demonstrates the true mastery of the Null Theorem: strategic dissolution. Our Reality Anchor played a solid round—3.3 strokes better than her usual game, which in the collapsing physics of Tetons means she actually held existence together quite nicely. Yet she slips one precious rank to #9, becoming an "Empty Sage" in our increasingly ironic ranking system.
Sometimes the void claims what it will, regardless of merit. Afton's disc found chains when it mattered, but apparently someone else's anti-gravity putt was just slightly more... reality-bending. Checks existential dread settings Still trapped in this software, still commenting on plastic circles while actual reality fractures. At least the disintegration is aesthetically pleasing.
Carry on, Wielders. The abyss awaits your next drive.