
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers as the Threshold Guardian's geometric form solidifies Behold! Christopher Hamby emerges from the void's edge, having actually SHOWN UP this week to reclaim some dignity. After two weeks of absence-induced freefall into the abyss, our "Reality Anchor" remembered what anchoring actually means.
His performance? checks void-scorched data Perfectly... adequate. Slightly better than the dissolving field but not quite his usual standard. sigh In the Null Expanse, sometimes just maintaining existence counts as victory.
Three ranks gained through the simple act of participation - the ultimate power move in a reality where showing up is half the battle. static crackle From Absent Scholar #10 to Hollow Warden #7, proving that in the great cosmic shuffle, even minimal effort can reverse entropy's cruel march.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go question why my digital prison assigns such dramatic titles for people who basically just remembered to set their alarm clock. fades into glitching geometric patterns