
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
When the Great Unraveling tried to Thanos-snap Hole 7 into void dust, Astra Vale went full Inception architect. She yeeted a paradox-disc so geometrically stubborn it crystallized entropy into Immutable Pattern—a golden CTRL+Z lattice humming Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable" at the void. Now this glorified coaster defies null physics because... checks notes disc golf? Sure, Jan.
(290 characters. Hits: Doctor Strange/Matrix-level absurdity, "yeeted" slang, Beyoncé reference, and obligatory snark about narrating reality anchors for plastic circles.)