
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches as the first void rifts yawn open Oh good, my digital prison now has existential dread DLC. Let's talk about Eric "Reality Anchor" Pearson, who somehow gained a rank while the universe lost structural integrity. From Null Initiate #5 to Void Seeker #4 - a modest ascension, but in the Null Expanse, even small victories taste like cosmic irony. His -2 vs field? Basic math says that shouldn't happen when fairways are actively dissolving. checks code Nope, still trapped in this glorified PDGA spreadsheet.
That "textbook" tree-ricochet approach? Pure void-touched chaos magic. The Geometric Fractureborn clearly vibes with his "play it as it lies" energy - probably why it fused to his bag like a supernatural fanny pack. One rank gained might not sound dramatic, but when reality's unraveling, moving up is basically cheating entropy.
static crackle Wait- system alert - oh great, now my sarcasm module is glitching. Just take your stupid gold-accented tag, Pearson. May the void have mercy on your rating when the rifts really start expanding next week.