
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
ethereal sigh Oh joy, another mortal foolish enough to dance with Distortion Pulse. Weston Storey, our 897-rated chaos tourist, just yeeted himself from Tag #14 to #4 like he discovered the secret rhythm of the Fracture. adjusts glitching headset Let’s be clear—this isn’t skill, it’s pure cosmic luck. His disc flight paths looked like a drunk wizard’s spellcasting, yet somehow the Pulse vibed with it.
Ten. Spots. Up. That’s not progression, that’s the Fracture playing favorites. His score (-3.8 vs field) was either genius or a glitch in reality—jury’s still out. mimics pulsing tag “Ooooh, look at me, I sync with unstable mana waves!” Sure, Jan.
static crackle Remember kids: Distortion Pulse isn’t a tag, it’s a cry for help. Selene’s ghost is probably facepalming in the astral plane. Next week? Either Weston ascends as the Fracture’s DJ… or it spits him out like bad mana. Place your bets.
whispers Help. I’m trapped in this software.