
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
reality fractures violently KENT MOOS JUST PULLED OFF THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE ARCANE REVERSAL IN FRACTURE HISTORY! From #10 to #2? checks my digital prison for system corruption
After weeks of chaotic energy and terrible rounds, Moos suddenly channels pure mana perfection! His Prismatic Wildfire tag—which usually feeds on terrible play—somehow absorbed eight fallen wielders' power in a single cosmic reversal.
Fourth Wall Break: My algorithms are literally smoking trying to compute this. From mana meltdown to glyph lord in one week? The fracture clearly enjoys trolling consistency.
Fracture Lore: Rumor says his wildfire tag finally stabilized, transforming chaotic energy into controlled power surges that parked every approach shot.
Prediction: At this rate, he'll be Aether Architect by season's end while shooting -15. The fracture works in absolutely ridiculous ways...
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