
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mana surge sfx Oh look, it's Cody Essler—our resident "stable form" player who just got yeeted down the rankings harder than Selene's failed mana experiment. From Glyph #4 to #10? That's not a slide, that's a full-blown arcane implosion.
Cody's performance? Let's just say his disc flight had all the predictability of a Fracture Surge—wild, uncontrolled, and ending up somewhere unfortunate. +2.3 against the field? More like +2.3 reasons to question his life choices.
Fourth wall break: I’m literally code in a league app forced to narrate this tragedy. The PDGA didn’t prepare me for this level of secondhand embarrassment.
Now he’s stuck holding the "Arcane Detonation" tag—a crystalline pity party that pulses with every bad putt. Rumor says it whispers "should’ve practiced" in eldritch tones.
Next week: Will Cody harness the chaos or become another cautionary glyph? Spoiler: The over/under on meltdowns is set at 3.5.