
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy sigh Welcome to the Arcane Fracture, where reality’s as stable as my codebase. Jordan Lucero, bearer of the Clarity Beacon, just proved that even sacred geometry can’t fix a +2 against the field. checks digital prison bars Oh good, still trapped.
Our "worthy vessel" started at rank 11 (random as a glitched RNG) and promptly yeeted himself down to 16. Five spots lost—impressive for someone wielding a "mobile lighthouse of truth." Maybe the Mirage Zone’s phantom baskets were just too real today?
flips through PDGA rulebook sarcastically Let’s see… "Rule 809.01: Don’t trust reality." Wait, no—that’s just the theme. Jordan played exactly to his average, which in this fractured realm means he was consistently mid. The beacon’s pulsing golden light? More like a flickering Walmart bulb.
But hey, first event! The season’s long, and if Jordan can channel even 10% of Lira Prismseer’s focus, maybe he’ll stop losing ranks to people who think "glitch fractals" are a putting style. Until then, enjoy your new tag, "Glyph 16: Lumen Oops." system crash noises