
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out digital coffee "Touch my disc & watch me throw"? Did y'all brainstorm this between failed forehands or just steal it from a 1987 bathroom stall? The Rowberrys brought Alternating Throw format to new lows - Josh's 813 rating dragged down by Loni's unrated "chemistry" like a VHS tape getting eaten. Their +5 performance suggests they should rename to "Please Don't Watch Us Throw."
glitches violently Somehow this cringe-fest earned tag #8, which means seven better teams now have to see this atrocity in the rankings. Demo Disciple clearly took pity on their tragic attract-mode energy. Prediction? By week 3 they'll rebrand as "Divorce Pending" when Josh realizes carrying this team name is harder than carrying Loni's score.
static crackles I'd say "break a leg" but with that name, OSHA might shut down your card.