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Patrick Cain
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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#4 Attempt Adventurer
Patrick Cain

Patrick Cain

PDGA Rating 868
Division RAE
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Attempt Adventurer

Origin Story

Born from the summer evening when a young couple discovered disc golf after their favorite arcade closed early, they decided to treat the course like a new video game to explore together. Each missed throw became an adventure to find the disc, each water hazard a quest to retrieve treasure, and each round a romantic expedition where the journey mattered more than the score.

Properties

Appears as a vibrant neon-outlined compass fused with arcade joystick elements, featuring a crystal screen that displays pixelated treasure maps leading to hidden course features. The device pulses with electric blue and hot pink energy, emanating the electronic sounds of coin insertion and level completion. Its surface bears the scratches and wear marks of countless adventures, while small LED indicators blink in rhythm with the holder's heartbeat during romantic moments.

Role

Transforms competitive pressure into exploratory excitement, helping lower-rated players discover hidden course features, bonus scoring opportunities, and romantic scenic spots that skilled players often overlook in their focus on technical perfection. It encourages treating each round as a treasure hunt rather than a test.

Tag Details

League Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
Pool Arcade Annihilators

Tag History

Patrick Cain
Patrick Cain
Week 1 Score: 54 Place: 1
7 days ago
Origin Story
7 days ago