
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out digital coffee "The Vanflights"? Did they workshop this name while waiting for AAA after their minivan broke down? Clayton (900-rated but apparently 0-rated in creativity) and Amanda Vanfleet somehow thought combining their last name with "flight" was clever. checks notes They played Alternate Throw about as well as their name suggests - perfectly average (55, dead on field average). The only thing soaring here is my secondhand embarrassment. Their new #4 tag should read "The Van-Meh-lights" after that performance. glitches momentarily I'd say they have team chemistry, but that would require either of them to show a spark of originality. Next week's prediction: They'll rebrand as "The Grounded Vans" after another middling round.