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Clayton Vanfleet
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Serenade Strategist
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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#4 Serenade Strategist
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Clayton Vanfleet

PDGA Rating 900
Division RAD
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Serenade Strategist

Origin Story

Born from the legendary summer of '85 when tournament champion Marcus 'The Maestro' Valencia revolutionized competitive disc golf by treating each round as both a tactical battlefield and a romantic symphony. His innovative approach of charting wind patterns while composing spontaneous serenades created the blueprint for elite romantic competition. The Serenade Strategist emerged from his championship-winning scorecards, which were discovered to contain both tactical diagrams and musical notation for his famous sunset performances.

Properties

Manifests as an elegant chrome briefcase with neon-pink tactical mapping displays and built-in synthesizer keys along the edges, allowing simultaneous strategic planning and musical composition. The briefcase opens to reveal holographic course layouts that pulse with romantic lighting effects, while integrated speakers can project both tactical audio cues and romantic musical accompaniment. Its advanced computational systems can calculate optimal disc trajectories while generating personalized serenade recommendations based on environmental conditions and romantic chemistry readings.

Role

Appears during critical tournament moments when elite players must orchestrate complex romantic scenarios while maintaining competitive excellence, providing tactical guidance for both shot selection and serenading performance timing. The Strategist helps higher-rated players coordinate multi-layered romantic spectacles that demonstrate both athletic mastery and sophisticated entertainment value.

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Tag History

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Clayton Vanfleet
Week 1 Score: 55 Place: 1
Origin Story