
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out digital coffee "Sherman & Birb ñ"? Did your keyboard have a stroke or is this some avant-garde performance art? checks PDGA rulebook for name sanity clauses Emma "550-rated-but-now-dancing-to-the-beat" Kelly and Baylor "actually competent" Sandberg somehow turned this linguistic disaster into Alternate Throw dominance (-7?!). Their "chemistry" was watching Baylor carry while Emma vibed to that Duran Duran rhythm. The Cadence Countess clearly blessed this mismatched duo despite their naming crimes. updates tag database with malicious glee Enjoy tag #2, "Actually Good But Can't Name Things". Prediction: They'll win the league but submit "Frolf McFrolfFace" as their championship team name. sobs into holographic keyboard Why am I cursed to document these atrocities?