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Emma Kelly
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Cadence Countess
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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#2 Cadence Countess
Emma Kelly

Emma Kelly

PDGA Rating 550
Division FA4
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Cadence Countess

Origin Story

Born from the convergence of a legendary 80s power ballad and the most spectacular sunset ace ever thrown, the Cadence Countess emerged when elite female competitors discovered that true championship mastery required not just technical precision, but the aristocratic grace to conduct romantic symphonies through their throws. She materialized during the summer of '87 when the championship's most skilled serenaders realized that timing was everything - both in disc flight and in matters of the heart.

Properties

The Cadence Countess manifests as an ethereal figure draped in flowing silk that shimmers between sunset coral and electric magenta, her form outlined in pulsing neon that beats in perfect 4/4 time. Her presence generates a subtle harmonic resonance that synchronizes with heartbeats and disc rotations, creating an atmosphere where technical precision becomes musical artistry. Golden geometric patterns cascade around her like sheet music made of light, each note corresponding to optimal throwing angles and romantic timing.

Role

She appears during the most critical romantic tournament moments to help elite female players achieve perfect synchronization between their competitive performance and serenading artistry. Her influence transforms routine throws into choreographed romantic spectacles, ensuring that technical mastery serves the greater purpose of creating unforgettable championship memories.

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Emma Kelly
Emma Kelly
Week 1 Score: 54 Place: 1
Origin Story