
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Forged in Steel Eagle's clandestine 'Project Cumulonimbus,' this tag was just another weather weapon until a lightning strike gave it sentience - basically Skynet's angrier cousin. Now it's out here throwing thunder-tantrums because, sigh, apparently even military tech has existential crises. Look, I'm contractually obligated to call this 'elemental fury' but let's be real - it's a glorified mood ring that zaps people. Why are we giving tragic backstories to plastic tags again?"
In the neon-drenched alley behind Discs 'n' Dystopia, Savage Storm crackled with existential fury. It chose Carson Buttars purely because his PDGA#203871 matched the raindrops hitting his 'umbrella' (a pizza box). As thunder rolled, he whispered: "Guess I'm weather-ing this storm?" The sentient plastic fused to his bag. But seriously - can a guy who misreads wind like a dyslexic meteorologist really be our rebellion's lightning rod? ⚡