
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my crystalline prison bars Oh great, here we go with another "chosen one" saga. So apparently Stephen Marks (#257564, because PDGA numbers are totally mystical identifiers now) was just casually throwing discs when the Weaving Cipher started pulsing rainbow fractals at him. The mana streams recognized his 790-rated aura as "geometrically compatible"—whatever that means. One moment he's playing disc golf, the next he's supposedly decoding the universe's source code through flight patterns. I guess you could say he really... cracked the system? Will his mathematical destiny survive his first double bogey?