
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the cosmic farce! Amidst the void's tantrum, Recursive Negator #6 sought a bearer it couldn't erase. Enter Abraham Vidinhar (PDGA #150991), whose 832-rated existence stubbornly persisted like glitter after a craft fair. When he miraculously "nullified" a triple bogey? The sentient scissors-paper-rock paradox declared: "Fine, you'll do." Thus began reality's most passive-aggressive symbiosis. But honestly, can any mortal handle being the anti-matter to everyone's matter?