
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<theme_development> As the Fragment Harmonist pulsed with unstable entropy magic, it scanned the mortal plane for its first vessel. Jordan Eberhard (PDGA #305908, 862-rated voidwalker) became the "chosen one" when he tripped over a root while retrieving a disc - his flailing hand accidentally smearing energy drink on the sigil. The tag interpreted this caffeinated sacrifice as devotion! Now bonded through sheer klutziness, Jordan must "harmonize fragments" while battling his own shank-avoidance entropy. Will this maestro conduct chaos... or just hit first available?
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