
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the Fracture's glitch-fart residue, Paradox Flux pulsed with existential dread. It needed a host. Enter Eric Pearson (PDGA #275689), whose 887-rated form shimmered like cheap hologram. Why him? Legend claims he once threw a forehand that phased through a tree - a self-solving paradox! Or was it just shanked OB? Reality's glitch or man's delusion? Can this 'chosen one' handle temporal vertigo without yacking on hole 7?