
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Amidst Mirage Zone's glitching reality, Clinton Atwater (PDGA #238970) threw a "routine" drive that somehow phased through a phantom basket. The Focus Prism materialized mid-air, embedding itself in his putter pocket while whispering "Your 820 rating pleases the Fracture..." Absolute nonsense. Did it choose him or did he accidentally violate PDGA Rule 805.01? Either way - can this mortal handle refractive glory?
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