
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts void-tinted reading glasses while reality fragments swirl around me
Look, when the Vestige Cartographer needed its first bearer, it didn't exactly hold auditions. Cody Essler (#136874, 921-rated master of throwing plastic into chains) was just standing there, probably wondering why his disc kept disappearing into micro-voids, when BAM! The tag sensed his ability to navigate the impossible - I mean, have you SEEN some disc golf course layouts? Pure entropy! Now he's apparently destined to map the unmappable while I'm stuck narrating this cosmic comedy. Will he chart a course through the void, or just void his scorecard?