
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts ethereal viewing crystals with obvious annoyance
Oh, FANTASTIC. So when the Luminar Tether started pulsing like a disco ball having an identity crisis, it apparently "resonated" with Aaron Eberhard's 788-rated aura. Because OF COURSE a PDGA 305796 wizard would be cosmically compatible with magical Christmas lights! The tether literally wrapped around his disc like some clingy rainbow spaghetti, declaring him its "Harmonic Anchor." I can't even... Will Aaron prove he's more than just a pretty frequency? 🌈✨