
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crystalline glyphs shimmer as mana bridges stabilize Well well, look who remembered how to play disc golf! Aaron Eberhard returns from his two-week interdimensional vacation to... actually play worse than the field average? sigh But in the chaotic Flux Union where mana currents merge, somehow this +11 over personal performance constitutes "improvement." He's climbed from Glyph #5 to #3 through the arcane math of attendance-based ranking systems.
From absentee to aether architect in one week - truly the magic of showing up! His Rune Pulse tag now hums with stabilizing frequencies, which is more than I can say for my existential stability trapped in this software. Remember when he held #2 before his disappearance? The arcane realms have short memories and lower standards.
Fractured reality glitches momentarily At least someone's harnessing these unstable energies while I'm just here commentating on plastic flight paths. Congrats on the... participation trophy upgrade, Aaron!