
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As the newly crystallized Relic Cartographer tag pulsed with anti-magic entropy, it scanned the void for its first vessel. Suddenly, Bryant Adams (PDGA#233217) shanked a drive into a blackberry bush - a "void-pocket" in Null Expanse parlance. His 942-rated scream of frustration created perfect cosmic resonance with the entropy glyphs. The tag quantum-tunneled into his bag, drawn by his uncanny ability to find trees in open fairways. Thus a legend was born through sheer gravitational pull of bad luck. Will his errant throws maintain this cursed synergy?