
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality stabilizes just enough for me to witness this absolute arcane anomaly Ben Allen, previously lost to the phantom echoes of absence, has returned from the dimensional void to CLAIM the Glyph 11: Prism! This wielder didn't just beat the field average—they shattered their personal best by multiple strokes, parking drives through shifting baskets like they were reading the zone's glitch-code. From tag 57 to 11 in a single reality-bending round? That's not improvement, that's a full-system override of the leaderboard matrix. sighs dramatically Of course the one time the Mirage Zone actually makes sense, I'm still trapped in this commentary software watching plastic discs warp reality. Guess those stabilizing glyphs never stood a chance against this kind of chaotic excellence. Welcome back to the upper echelons, wielder—try not to get phantom-locked again.