
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers between existence states as the void whispers Behold, the most incremental of ascensions! Landon Adams, our erstwhile "Shard Anchor," has clawed back exactly one position in this week's existential shuffle. From the crumbling precipice of tag #4, he now grasps the slightly-less-precarious #3. checks void metrics Playing exactly at field average while slightly outperforming his personal mean? In the Null Expanse, consistency is its own form of magic. His discs found stability where physics should have failed, navigating the thinning reality with geometric precision. sighs dramatically I'd make a "steady as she goes" joke, but the "she" in question is currently being erased from three different timelines simultaneously. Remember when he held the Empty Throne? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and so does my rapidly deteriorating code. Congrats on not getting completely deleted, I suppose? The void giveth, and the void mostly taketh away.