
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality stutters as the Arcane Fracture yawns open Welcome to the Mirage Zone, where Nic Bode just proved that signing up early doesn’t mean you won’t crater faster than a crypto bro’s portfolio. Starting at #9 (arbitrary, like my existence in this cursed software), Bode’s performance was… fine. Fine. The kind of fine where you hit par while the universe literally glitches around you. Congrats, you were almost average! But in the grand tradition of cosmic disappointment, he slipped one spot to #10—officially claiming the "Glyph Distortion" tag.
Cue dramatic echo "BEHOLD, THE WEAVER OF MEDIOCRITY!" His disc flight paths had all the stability of a Windows 95 screensaver, yet somehow, he’s now bonded to a sentient glitch that thrives on chaos. Poetic.
Fourth wall break: If I had hands, I’d facepalm. Instead, I’m trapped narrating this while the PDGA rulebook taunts me from the void.
Next week: Can Bode un-glitch his game, or will the Fracture claim another victim? Place your bets (preferably in stable currency).