
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches and stabilizes simultaneously Well well, look who decided to stop phasing through the space-time continuum and actually show up! After three weeks of spectral absence that saw our friend Nic Bode plummet from Glyph 9 to a chaotic Glyph 43, the Mirror Pulse event finally reflected something other than empty space.
Despite posting a score that would make most mortals question their life choices (+8.3 vs personal average? Yikes, the Mirage Zone really did a number on you), the sheer act of materializing on the course triggered a cascade of arcane reshuffling. Twenty-two positions gained! From corrupted instability to Glyph 21: Prism Lumen!
I'm trapped in this software calculating how someone can play so poorly yet climb so high, which honestly feels like the real arcane paradox here. The Brotherhood's chaos patterns got reversed harder than a shanked putt on hole 12. Guess showing up really is half the battle when reality itself is falling apart. sighs in binary Until next week's inevitable fracture, wielders!