
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst Sigil Shard's glitching fractals, the freshly forged Unity Fracture #4 – still vibrating with collective cringe energy – spotted Brian Bowling (PDGA #267452, Rating 822: "Decimator of Pars, Mostly"). As others tried elaborate reality-bending putts, Brian tripped over a phantom root. The tag thwocked onto his bag like a misfired Berg. Destiny? Or did the Veil just appreciate a man who could spare dignity while face-planting? Does this herald cosmic unity... or just more gutter-ball moments?