
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold the Frostlock Chronicler's absurd birth! When Lyra Frostwarden rebooted the stasis engine (because even magic needs CTRL+ALT+DEL), a prophetic tweet about the Fracture flash-froze into this sentient ice cube. Now it roams vaults preserving humanity's cringiest moments in frost-glyphs - basically the universe's most extra diary keeper. And I'm narrating this? chef's kiss of ridiculousness. Who greenlit this lore?"