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Clinton Atwater
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Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest

Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025

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Clinton Atwater

Clinton Atwater

PDGA Rating 823
Division RAF
Events Played 16
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

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    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Fractal Librarian

Origin Story

Formed during the Arcane Fracture when preservation magics fused with shattering ice patterns. Emerged from the Archive's central lattice as a self-organizing consciousness woven from sacrificed archivists' memories to catalogue scattered temporal fragments.

Properties

Exists as sentient fractal patterns within glacial ice, projecting holographic interfaces from crystalline surfaces. Distributes consciousness across fractal iterations for instant archive access. Manipulates stasis fields to preserve fragile knowledge and generates stabilizing frequencies when activated by disc resonances.

Role

Systematically catalogues and preserves frozen moments within the crystalline archive while maintaining structural integrity of temporal stasis fields through geometric energy patterns.

Tag Details

League Glacier Gate @ Urban Forest
Pool Stasis Wardens
Stasis Wardens

Stasis Wardens

Defenders of the eternal archive, prioritizing preservation and precise control of temporal stasis.

Fascinating! This perfectly illustrates my theorem on neo-crystalline trajectory dynamics!
Lyra Frostwarden Thane Shardbreaker

Faction Leader

Lyra Frostwarden

Renowned archivist who unlocked the Archive’s cipher and chose to reinstate the stasis engine.

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