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Ardor Artisan
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Ardor Artisan

Origin Story

Born from the intersection of championship-level precision and romantic creativity, the Ardor Artisan emerged when a legendary disc golfer discovered that technical mastery was merely the foundation for crafting unforgettable romantic experiences. During the summer of '87, this master craftsperson learned to forge both perfect throws and perfect romantic moments with equal passion and skill. The Artisan's workshop became the hidden sanctuary where competitive excellence was transformed into romantic artistry through meticulous craftsmanship and passionate dedication.

Properties

The Ardor Artisan manifests as a sophisticated workshop filled with chrome-plated precision tools and velvet-lined cases containing both disc golf equipment and romantic implements. Neon tube lighting casts a warm pink glow over workbenches where technical diagrams blend seamlessly with romantic poetry drafts, while synthesizer music provides the perfect rhythm for both disc tuning and love letter composition. The space itself pulses with passionate energy, where every tool serves dual purposes - measuring disc flight patterns and choreographing romantic gestures with equal precision. The workshop's centerpiece is a holographic display showing the mathematical beauty of both perfect disc trajectories and perfectly timed romantic moments.

Role

The Ardor Artisan guides higher-rated players in the art of transforming technical mastery into romantic spectacle, teaching them that championship-level disc golf becomes truly legendary when combined with passionate romantic craftsmanship. This entity influences competitors to approach each throw as both an athletic achievement and a romantic gesture, crafting moments that captivate both scorecards and hearts.

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