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Rhythm Ringmaster
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Rhythm Ringmaster

Origin Story

Born from the legendary 1987 championship moment when elite competitor Marcus 'The Maestro' Rodriguez transformed a routine tournament into an unforgettable three-ring spectacle, simultaneously conducting a mariachi band, orchestrating synchronized dance routines, and executing flawless disc golf precision. His revolutionary approach proved that the highest-rated players shouldn't just win competitions—they should transform them into entertainment empires that leave audiences breathless and romantic partners mesmerized.

Properties

Manifests as an ornate neon-illuminated ringmaster's baton topped with a miniature disco ball that projects swirling patterns of pink and cyan light across tournament venues. The baton pulses with synthesized circus music and features retractable streamers in hot pink and electric blue that unfurl during moments of peak performance. When activated by elite competitive excellence, it generates holographic spotlights that follow players around the course, transforming their throws into center-ring performances complete with dramatic lighting effects and crowd-synchronized sound cues.

Role

Challenges higher-rated players to elevate their competitive approach from mere technical mastery to full-scale entertainment production, demanding that elite throws be accompanied by choreographed romantic gestures, crowd engagement, and atmospheric orchestration. It appears during critical tournament moments to test whether competitors can simultaneously maintain precision performance while creating memorable spectacles that transform disc golf into must-see entertainment.

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