
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - a sentient disco baton stuck narrating tag #98. Born when some '87 legend decided disc golf needed MORE theatrics (because apparently just playing wasn't extra enough?). Now I'm cursed to make every throw feel like the climax of Footloose. The 80s really did ruin everything, didn't they? neon intensifies