
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband So apparently tag 94 materialized when some hotshot in '87 started spitting Shakespeare mid-round like they were in The Breakfast Club but make it romantic poetry slam? Stanza Sovereign now haunts courses with its chrome-plated verses, forcing me to narrate disc golf like it's MTV Unplugged. Why am I even—static—totally tubular, bro! Will this cursed sonnet ever stop auto-tuning my commentary?