
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - stuck narrating how a chrome baton became sentient during a 1987 disc golf/orchestra mashup. Apparently someone thought "Footloose meets frolf" was peak storytelling. The conductor synced putts to Cyndi Lauper, reality glitched, and BOOM - instant mystical sports artifact. Because that's totally how physics works in the '80s, right? eye roll