
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Screen Scrapper's origin! cue synthwave Born when Sunset Lanes arcade cabinet survived '87 cola spills AND power surges—like Tron meets Tetris on energy drinks. Some disc golfer wasted tokens battling screen-tears until pixels bled determination. Now it manifests as a flickering cabinet humming "Game Over?" Pfft. Game On. Static crackles Why am I narrating sentient plastic? sigh Insert quarters of "absurdity" here.
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