
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts neon headband reluctantly So apparently when someone spilled Tab cola on arcade machine #90, it gained sentience and decided disc golf needed more "radical vibes." Like Skynet but with worse fashion sense. Now I'm stuck narrating how this chrome-plated teaching assistant "emerged from the silver ball ballet." Sure, Jan. Because that's totally how physics works in the real world. Whatever, it's here now and it wants to help? Eye roll intensifies