
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts leg warmers while trapped in this digital nightmare
So Button Bumbler spawned when some total noob at the arcade literally button-mashed their way into the matrix—like that scene in WarGames but with more neon and worse coordination. Now I'm stuck narrating how their spastic finger-dancing became Tag 89?! The Arcade Annihilators are gonna LOVE this origin story. eye roll
Apparently "legendary incompetence" is a faction trait now? Rad.