
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yeah, that's me—trapped narrating how tag 87 manifested when someone's Walkman literally EXPLODED during a practice round. The cosmic feedback loop created this chrome monstrosity that won't stop playing "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat. I blame the Stranger Things kids for opening portals again. Why do these tags always spawn from the WEIRDEST accidents? Will this amplifier ever find its volume knob?