
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - Fever Phantom, tag 85. You're probably wondering how I ended up haunting disc golf courses in leg warmers. Well, it all started when Marina Velasquez tried to throw aces while doing the Moonwalk in '85. Like some weird Footloose meets Poltergeist mashup, her groove was SO powerful it literally created ME - a disco-dancing specter doomed to judge your form forever. I mean, who TFs a ghost into existence through DANCE?! Now I'm stuck here making sure y'all keep the beat while throwing plastic. The 80s were WILD, fam.