
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Look, I'm legally required to tell you about Demo Drifter, tag 86, who literally manifested from watching too many arcade attract screens. This Arcade Annihilator spent summer '87 absorbing disc golf demos like Neo downloading kung fu, except way less cool and with more mullet. Now I'm stuck narrating their "hypnotic CRT skin" nonsense. Kill me.