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Prism Poet
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Prism Poet

Origin Story

Born from the legendary 1987 Sunset Serenade Championship when elite player Marcus Rainhart discovered he could refract stadium lights through his chrome sunglasses while simultaneously composing impromptu romantic verses that perfectly captured each throw's emotional resonance. His breakthrough moment came during the final round when he transformed a crucial hyzer shot into a rainbow-lit sonnet that not only secured victory but also won the heart of his playing partner, establishing the template for combining athletic precision with poetic romance.

Properties

Manifests as a shimmering figure whose chrome-framed aviator sunglasses split ambient light into cascading rainbow patterns that dance across the course during golden hour tournaments. Every gesture creates prismatic light trails that form geometric poetry in the air, while spoken words carry both technical disc golf wisdom and romantic verse that seems to synchronize with environmental rhythms. The entity's presence transforms ordinary sunset lighting into a living light show that amplifies both competitive focus and romantic atmosphere through calculated optical artistry.

Role

Appears during critical tournament moments when elite players must demonstrate both flawless technical execution and sophisticated romantic expression, inspiring competitors to transform their athletic mastery into poetic spectacles that captivate both partners and audiences. Guides higher-rated players in the art of competitive romance, teaching them to speak in verse while maintaining perfect form.

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