
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you that Champagne Champion manifested when some '87 legend yeeted a disc while doing the Breakfast Club fist pump, mid-toast. The cosmic synth gods were like "that's totally tubular" and BOOM—tag #83 exists. Because apparently we need origin stories for plastic circles now. Who approved this timeline? sighs in synthesizer