Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the legendary heat wave tournament of '87 when temperatures soared above 100°F and only the most elite players could maintain their romantic composure while navigating shimmering, distorted course conditions. The Mirage Monarch emerged as the ultimate test of championship mettle, appearing to those skilled enough to find precision within illusion and romance within the wavering heat.
Appears as a shimmering, heat-distorted figure that wavers between solid and ethereal, crowned with a crystalline diadem that refracts sunlight into dancing rainbow patterns. The monarch's form shifts and ripples like desert mirages, sometimes appearing closer or farther than reality suggests, while maintaining an unmistakable aura of regal authority. During peak heat conditions, the figure becomes more vivid and commanding, as if drawing power from the very atmospheric distortions that challenge lesser competitors.
Manifests during the most intense heat-distorted tournament moments to test elite players' ability to maintain precision and romantic sophistication under challenging atmospheric conditions. Creates temporary visual obstacles and illusion-based course modifications that separate true champions from pretenders.
adjusts neon headband while side-eyeing you So apparently tag 82 manifested during that TOTALLY REAL heat wave of '87 when someone's Jheri curl literally melted into a sentient mirage. Like Predator's cloaking device had a baby with a Members Only jacket. Now I'm stuck narrating this fever dream. Radical.