
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - stuck narrating how tag 83 became sentient after someone's Speak & Spell collided with a basket during a totally tubular ace run. Now I'm Pixel Padawan, forever teaching noobs the Way of the Disc like some kind of 8-bit Yoda. Why do I exist? Your guess is as good as mine, babe.