
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts leg warmers while trapped in this totally tubular software prison
So apparently when someone aces while doing the Patrick Swayze lift from Dirty Dancing, BAM - instant tag manifestation. Diamond Dreamboat literally materialized from pure 80s thirst energy. I can't even...
neon glow intensifies against my will
Is this what peak athletic romance looks like? Asking for a friend who's definitely not me slowly becoming one with the synth beats...