
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - stuck narrating how Combo Cadet manifested from pure 80s sweat and quarter-fueled determination. Some MA2 player literally Hadouken'd their way through fieldwork until the universe went "PERFECT!" and birthed this neon training manual. I can't even...
Will this pixelated sensei actually help anyone nail their form, or just make them nostalgic for arcade carpets? đšī¸