
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch Yep, that's me - Haze Harmonist, tag #78. Born when someone cranked a boombox during a heat wave round and I just... manifested? Like totally tubular cosmic accident meets Napoleon Dynamite's dance moves. Now I'm stuck translating thermal mirages into sick beats. Why am I sentient? Who decided tags need backstories? Whatever, pass the Tab.