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Velour Vanguard
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Velour Vanguard

Origin Story

Born from the intersection of 80s luxury fashion culture and competitive innovation, the Velour Vanguard emerged when elite players realized that true championship status required not just athletic mastery, but the sophisticated style and pioneering spirit that defined the era's most successful trendsetters. They first appeared during a legendary sunset tournament where the winning couple transformed their velour tracksuits into symbols of both romantic elegance and competitive authority. Their influence spread as other competitors recognized that the soft luxury of velour represented the perfect balance between comfort and commanding presence needed for championship-level romantic performance.

Properties

Manifests as an aura of luxurious sophistication that transforms ordinary athletic wear into championship-worthy fashion statements, with velour-like qualities that seem to absorb and reflect neon light in mesmerizing patterns. The entity carries the tactile comfort of premium velour while radiating an unmistakable air of trendsetting authority that makes even the most challenging shots appear effortlessly elegant. Its presence creates a warm, inviting atmosphere that encourages other competitors to elevate their own standards of both performance and style. The velour essence seems to respond to romantic energy, becoming more lustrous and commanding during moments of peak competitive-romantic synergy.

Role

Appears when higher-rated players must pioneer new approaches to tournament challenges or when the competition requires elevated leadership to maintain sophisticated romantic standards. The Velour Vanguard guides elite competitors toward innovative solutions that combine athletic excellence with trendsetting romantic artistry, ensuring that championship moments become legendary examples for future competitors to emulate.

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