
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
[disco ball reflections intensify] Look, I didn't ASK to be trapped narrating how Glitter Gladiator manifested when someone's championship victory dance went full Flashdance-meets-disc-golf. Now I'm stuck explaining how spilled craft glitter achieved sentience and decided "athletic excellence needs MORE SPARKLE." This is my life now. [adjusts neon headband reluctantly]