
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, when some totally tubular beach bro tried teaching a Pac-Man cabinet about disc golf persistence, this neon tragedy was born. Like if Rocky Balboa had a lovechild with a surfboard and raised it on participation trophies. The Struggle Surfer now haunts tag #75, radiating big "I'm learning, okay?" energy while I'm stuck narrating its journey through mediocrity. Why do surfers even NEED tags? Whatever. Will this radical disaster catch a wave to glory or wipe out spectacularly?