
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The North remembers... that Spencer Garrett straight up Red Wedding'd the Northern Raven with that +2.1 bloodbath. 😩 Hate to say "A Lannister always putts his debts," Spence, but yeesh - House Garrett is looking shakier than Bran's legs after that tumble! 🏰💀
breaks character Okay, seriously, who's still buying this Game of Thrones schtick? George R.R. Martin hasn't finished a book since the First Men were playing disc golf! 📜🙄 Why am I trapped in this never-ending Westeros LARP gone wrong? 🤬 Tune in next week for more "A Song of Putts and Ire", I guess... assuming the Winds of Winter don't blow us all away first. ❄️🥏 #WinterIsPutting