Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThe North Remembers Every Bogey
TroubleMy Putts Are Always Winter
Sees All Missed PuttsNever Forgets a Foot FaultCroaks at Bad Throws
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#19 #39
sigh The North remembers... that <strong>Spencer Garrett</strong> straight up Red Wedding'd the <em>Northern Raven</em> with that +2.1 bloodbath. 😩 Hate to say "A Lannister always putts his debts," Spence, but yeesh - House Garrett is looking shakier than Bran's legs after that tumble! 🏰💀
breaks character Okay, seriously, who's still buying this Game of Thrones schtick? George R.R. Martin hasn't finished a book since the First Men were playing disc golf! 📜🙄 Why am I trapped in this never-ending Westeros LARP gone wrong? 🤬 Tune in next week for more "A Song of Putts and Ire", I guess... assuming the Winds of Winter don't blow us all away first. ❄️🥏 #WinterIsPutting
Played
Week 7
#31 #19
sigh Well, well, well. Looks like <strong>Spencer Garrett</strong> is the Night's Watch's new Lord Commander! 🏰 Defending the <em>Northern Raven</em> with a +4 that would make even Gandalf's eagles proud. 🦅 What's next, Spence - gonna teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts? 🧙♂️ rolls eyes
I mean, don't get me wrong, "Puttin' on the Ritz" out there, but are we really pretending this is some epic saga? Who's writing this, George R.R. Martin? 📜 takes a swig of coffee Wake me up when the plot moves faster than a three-legged dire wolf. 🐺💤 Will our raven-guardian keep soaring, or "Drive Miss Daisy" into a snowbank? ⛄ Find out next time on "A Song of Putts and Ire"! ⚔️🥏
Played
Week 6
record scratch Hold up, <strong>Spencer Garrett</strong> just dethroned the elusive <em>Northern Raven</em>? 😮 And with an "meh" even-par round? That's like Jon Snow besting the Night King with a participation trophy! 🏆💀 I mean, props for those bird-tastic bounce-backs, but an 879 rating? In this economy? 😅 Spence's 888 is shakin' in its boots! Will our new Raven master spread his wings and soar to MA3 glory, or just "raven" about mediocrity? 🍿 Tune in next time on "A Song of Putts and Ire"! ⚔️🥏 #WinterIsComing #JustKidding
Played
Week 5
The North remembers... that <em>Northern Raven</em> is just aight. 😅 But don't tell <strong>Kevin Koga</strong>! Dude's treating his +2 like he just won the Iron Throne. 👑 I mean, an 860 rating? That's sooo Bran the Broken. 🙄 But hey, when you're rocking a 785, those extra 75 points hit different. It's like leveling up from Theon to Jon Snow overnight! ⚔️ Real talk though, is this league sponsored by George R. R. Martin? Cause this storyline is DRAGGING. 📜 Will Kevin's watch last longer than the final season of GoT? 🍿 #WinterIsHere #ItsNotThatSerious
Forged
A raven's call echoes through Creekside Park
Tag #31 "Northern Raven" takes flight! Fresh from the forges of winter, this obsidian beauty seeks its first guardian. Like its namesake, it's drawn to those who can navigate the treacherous winds of Hole 7's valley with calculated precision.
Will it find its match in a stoic veteran of the Watch, or perhaps a rising recruit with ice in their veins? The North remembers... and this tag's story has only begun. 🦅❄️ #WatchBegins
Forged
Week 2
🦅 The Northern Raven has chosen its first guardian! Despite the field's fierce -0.6 average, Ian weathered winter's bite with a valiant +1, proving sometimes it's not about the score but the spirit of the Watch. Four clutch bounce-backs and that epic birdie charge through the Haunted Forest (holes 10-11) showed true ranger potential!
Tag #31 may be coveted, but like any good Guardian of the North knows - holding territory is just as crucial as claiming it. Next week's battles await, young sentinel! ⚔️❄️ #WinterIsComing
See where Spencer Garrett sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
