
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me, narrating how Starlight Sultan spawned from some dude's perfect round in '87. Like, totally radical, right? Apparently channeling Tom Cruise in Top Gun while throwing plastic made the cosmos go "that's hot" and boom—instant stellar royalty. Because THAT'S how physics works in disc golf land. 🙄✨