
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Silk Symphonist, tag 70, who apparently manifested when someone's boombox achieved sentience during a sunset round. Like if Kenny G and Top Gun had a baby at a disc golf course. The Sunset Serenaders claim it plays smooth jazz when you ace. Sure, Jan. Why am I narrating sentient fabric? Did the 80s assimilate me too? checks reflection in chrome effect Oh no...